Katie’s always got her inspiration, for theatre projects and holidays, from slightly leftfield sources, but even I was surprised when she started getting ideas about going to Gleneagles for a holiday (activities include horse riding, falconary, shooting, and of course golf) from opening junk mail. Not her own personal junk mail; no, it was addressed to the previous resident of this house. So now she’s getting holiday ideas from other people’s mail. Please, people, update your databases! I don’t want to pretend to be interested in a timeshare just to get a cheap hotel room offered to someone who’s cats were responsible for making my house stink (to whom, however, I probably partly owe gratitude for reducing it’s cost).