Call me Android

I just bought my first mobile! I’ve had a couple of other pay-as-you-go mobiles for emergencies, but they rarely get switched on. This is a proper smartphone, with a real contract and no need to learn predictive texting (I bet successfully on never having to learn that horrible technology). This one has the benefit of being only £12 a month, and because Android can be used as a mobile wi-fi hotspot, I can use it with my iPad. I love it when you can kill several winged animals with a single projectile. Now, on with the hacking.