How to stop a baby crying

Well I’ve found a few techniques, but unfortunately, I seem to be able to use each technique once only. If I distract her by making a funny noise in her ear or similar, she forgets she is crying and sometimes stops for up to a minute. Her Godfather Johnathan gave her a stop crying tape, purchased in T K Max just weeks ago. This worked once.

Here she is with The Godfather:

And considering whether she should exercise her lungs some more: