Steve’s mum has got Sam the dog well trained. He bounded down the garden with a note… ‘tea please’ in his mouth. #steve

Well then, off to the #moseleyfolk festival.

A three-year-old just pooed in my bed #fb

MASSIVE screech outside the office as a Land Rover slides all the way round the island. The whole office goes for a look.

Princess Street, Edinburgh. A bus-spotter wearing a sky-diving T-shirt.